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Week 0 Test

TEST · WEEK 0Test run on opening-day data. Not part of the real standings.

Standings

Barkers Brawlers Division

SeedTeamWLOTLRecPTSWin %DivROTO
2Shithouse Saints4004-0-081.0003-052.00
5Sleazy Weasels3103-1-06.7502-148.50
7Rangers Fan in Philly Hell2202-2-04.5001-235.75
Chelsea Dagger0400-4-00.0000-334.25

Happys Hockey Misfits Division

SeedTeamWLOTLRecPTSWin %DivROTO
3Runnin with the Devil3103-1-06.7503-046.00
4Rumbling Bumpkins3103-1-06.7502-149.25
6Pimpin Orr's2202-2-04.5001-244.75
Neuse River Pirates0400-4-00.0000-331.75

Shooters Gold Jackets Division

SeedTeamWLOTLRecPTSWin %DivROTO
1Sonoran Renegades4004-0-081.0003-053.75
8Kuch Me If Hughes Can1301-3-02.2501-237.75
Flying Elbows1301-3-02.2501-236.00
Puckheads1301-3-02.2501-234.25

Matchups

Sleazy Weasels7.50L
Shithouse Saints13.50W
Sleazy Weasels14.50W
Rangers Fan in Philly Hell6.50L
Chelsea Dagger9.00L
Sleazy Weasels12.00W
Sleazy Weasels14.50W
Flying Elbows6.50L
Rumbling Bumpkins12.75W
Pimpin Orr's8.25L
Sonoran Renegades13.50W
Flying Elbows7.50L
Chelsea Dagger10.00L
Rangers Fan in Philly Hell11.00W
Runnin with the Devil13.75W
Neuse River Pirates7.25L
Kuch Me If Hughes Can10.00L
Puckheads11.00W
Pimpin Orr's13.25W
Neuse River Pirates7.75L
Flying Elbows10.25L
Kuch Me If Hughes Can10.75W
Chelsea Dagger7.50L
Shithouse Saints13.50W
Rumbling Bumpkins10.25L
Runnin with the Devil10.75W
Puckheads6.75L
Sonoran Renegades14.25W
Pimpin Orr's9.50L
Runnin with the Devil11.50W
Sonoran Renegades13.75W
Kuch Me If Hughes Can7.25L
Rangers Fan in Philly Hell7.00L
Shithouse Saints14.00W
Rumbling Bumpkins13.00W
Neuse River Pirates8.00L
Flying Elbows11.75W
Puckheads9.25L
Pimpin Orr's13.75W
Puckheads7.25L
Neuse River Pirates8.75L
Sonoran Renegades12.25W
Shithouse Saints11.00W
Runnin with the Devil10.00L
Rumbling Bumpkins13.25W
Chelsea Dagger7.75L
Rangers Fan in Philly Hell11.25W
Kuch Me If Hughes Can9.75L

Second team listed is home. Each matchup splits 21.0 points. A tie goes to the tiebreaker player's goals, then points, then the home team; the loser takes an overtime loss (1 point).

Free agents worth a look

Not on any Happy Gilmore League roster in the Week 0 upload. Confirm on CBS before you claim.

  1. Vasily Podkolzin W · EDMOn Edmonton's top line with McDavid and Draisaitl.Source: Daily Faceoff
  2. Liam Ohgren W · VANVancouver plays four games this week; middle-six minutes with upside.Source: The Hockey News
  3. Oliver Bjorkstrand W · NYRThe Rangers also get four games this week, with some power-play time.Source: The Hockey News
  4. Casey DeSmith G · DALCould be between the pipes against Nashville.Source: Rotowire

This week

High scoreSonoran Renegades · 53.75

Low scoreNeuse River Pirates · 31.75

UnbeatenShithouse Saints, Sonoran Renegades

WinlessChelsea Dagger, Neuse River Pirates

Waiver order

Reverse of the standings — worst record picks first.

  1. 1Neuse River Pirates 0-4-0
  2. 2Chelsea Dagger 0-4-0
  3. 3Puckheads 1-3-0
  4. 4Flying Elbows 1-3-0
  5. 5Kuch Me If Hughes Can 1-3-0
  6. 6Rangers Fan in Philly Hell 2-2-0
  7. 7Pimpin Orr's 2-2-0
  8. 8Sleazy Weasels 3-1-0
  9. 9Rumbling Bumpkins 3-1-0
  10. 10Runnin with the Devil 3-1-0
  11. 11Shithouse Saints 4-0-0
  12. 12Sonoran Renegades 4-0-0
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Stars of the week

  1. Evan Bouchard D · EDMRunnin with the Devil · 3 G, 2 A, 6 SOG, +2
  2. Jack Eichel C · LVSonoran Renegades · 1 G, 2 A, 2 SOG, +1
  3. William Nylander W · TORRumbling Bumpkins · 2 G, 0 A, 5 SOG, -1
  4. Filip Hronek D · VANPimpin Orr's · 0 G, 2 A, 2 SOG, +2
  5. Shea Theodore D · LVShithouse Saints · 0 G, 2 A, 1 SOG, +2
  6. Jacob Markstrom G · FLARumbling Bumpkins · GOALIE 4, SV-GA 4.5

Starters only — the players whose stats counted.

Left on the bench

  1. Ivan Barbashev W · LVKuch Me If Hughes Can bench · 0 G, 2 A, 1 SOG, +2
  2. Patrick Kane W · CHIChelsea Dagger bench · 1 G, 0 A, 4 SOG, -1
  3. Trevor Connelly W · LVRangers Fan in Philly Hell bench · 1 G, 0 A, 4 SOG, -1
  4. Gustav Forsling D · FLAChelsea Dagger bench · 1 G, 0 A, 2 SOG, +1
  5. John-Jason Peterka W · BOSShithouse Saints bench · 1 G, 0 A, 1 SOG, +1

Playoff picture

  1. 1Sonoran RenegadesDivision winner
  2. 2Shithouse SaintsDivision winner
  3. 3Runnin with the DevilDivision winner
  4. 4Rumbling BumpkinsNext best record
  5. 5Sleazy WeaselsNext best record
  6. 6Pimpin Orr'sNext best record
  7. 7Rangers Fan in Philly HellNext best record
  8. 8Kuch Me If Hughes CanHighest remaining ROTO

Seeds 1–3 division winners · 4–7 next best · 8 highest remaining ROTO